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we accept the terms and conditions we think we deserve

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OMFG PARENTS

• me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
• parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
• parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
• me: *putting shoes on*
• parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

silvermoon424:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a pet store and like….I’m a human so….yea

it was so awkward when i walked by the grocery store and like…. . im not a lettuce or anything so…. yea

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prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

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vivlio:

awwww so cute

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• person: do u want to hang out
• me: i have to ask my mom
• me: *doesn't ask her*
• me: she said no

multicolors:

There are children on this site

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